Piranha 3DD: Red Band trailer....Well strippers for life guards? Piranha swimming out of taps and lots of silicone...Fetch the Oscars!

There’s simply no point in writing about a film like this seriously is there? There's a strong feminist statement her somewhere, must be. Find it, if you dare, on the 1st of June.

Here’s the trailer for the “Must see 3D event of of...” well..it’s in 3D, 3 DOUBLE D!...

(Remember Red Ban means not for children and not safe for work, unless you're a stripper?)

Or the Youtube version